Alfred Chamberlain, who suffers from an inability to feel or to be passionate about anything, meets Patsy Newquist, who takes it upon herself to mold him into "a strong, vital, self-assured man that I can protect and take care of."
- Genre: Comedy
- Studio: 20th Century Fox
- Keyword: new york city, parent child relationship, photographer, dark comedy, based on play or musical, wedding ceremony, central park, obscene telephone call, apathy
- Cast: Elliott Gould, Marcia Rodd, Vincent Gardenia, Elizabeth Wilson, Jon Korkes, John Randolph